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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm All You Can Think About
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• more sure of all I thought was true
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Because it all burns up
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Where have all the poets gone?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• some say he was never here at all
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• I married him because he was not mean
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• All the fairies have gone
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• All he left her was alone
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• we eat all together like a family
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Because I'm an adult
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• All cats have nine tails
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• no words about nothing at all
• I'm about to create a new node!
• It's all about aesthetics (pink with envy)
• A guide to naming organic compounds : Putting it all together
• all but
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts

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