Findings:

• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• How do you know it's real?
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I knew I'd know you someday
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Real ID
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• We did not know it was a war
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• id Software
• id
• Caller ID
• state ID
• student ID
• Fake ID
• The Wizard of Id
• ID badge
• referral ID
• id (user)
• I'd rather read a book
• process id
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• Corporate ID Cards
• I'd elope if I were you
• Lewiston, Idaho
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• id est
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• ID Parade Blues
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• id Anthology
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• IDS
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Riggins, Idaho
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• Got any ID please?
• ID Chalking
• Ids Postma
• id est (user)
• Military ID
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• 666, The Antichrist in the new European ID cards
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• See Photo ID
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• National ID card
• I'd Do Anything
• I'd like some dreams too
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• $id (user)
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• No place I'd rather be
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'd better stop writing
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• a million tomorrows for one yesterday, that's what i'd gladly trade
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• i'd rather not
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• It's the End of the World as We Know It
• know
• Need To Know
• Know where your towel is
• In the know
• You Don't Know Jack
• You know
• I don't know
• I know what you did last summer
• Everything You Know is Wrong
• To let him know
• Know Your Current Events
• God only knows
• His hips know the original dance
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Node what you know
• Node what you don't know
• I still know what you did last summer
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Do you know me?
• It's Like, You Know...
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• As you know, Bob
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• you don't want to know
• Getting to know you nodes
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• You Know What Happens
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• know it all
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?

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