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• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• God works in mysterious ways
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• So help me God
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• So young and already God is fading
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Of Gods and Men: Works Cited
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• There but for the grace of God go I
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• All gods but your own
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The forgiveness of sins is God's final revenge on mankind
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• God only knows
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• God Knows
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• How to Know God
• Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• You don't know my GOD
• God probably doesn't exist
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• it's God's work to have us fail
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• There is no god but God
• I never asked to be born you know
• Wall Street stole my bike
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Asking for a favor
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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