Findings:
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- I'm No Fool
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I know more when I'm alone
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm no Whitman...
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- I'm no Socrates
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm doing OK
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Yeah, I know I'm dead;
- Im No Writer (user)
- The city knows I'm leaving
- I'm no good at enigmas
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm No Angel
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You Know What I'm Sayin'
- I'm fine no really
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I know what I'm talking about
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm Proud of You
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm scared
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm falling in love with you
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a Pepper
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm gay
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm Going Home
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm with stupid
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm a little tea pot
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- the words I'm after
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm game
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- How to know if something is worth doing
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
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