Findings:

• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Yall So Stupid
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• How the Earth was destroyed
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The night was alive, and so was I
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• It was free, so I took it.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• so fragile and cold, i was
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• I was doing so well.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The Dog It Was That Died
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• George Biddell Airy
• Airy equation
• airy (user)
• Airey Neave
• dry heat
• dry ice
• Dry bones can harm no one
• High and Dry
• A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
• dry out
• Dry dock
• Dry goods
• Dry nurse
• Canada Dry
• Dry skin
• how to dry roses
• How to dry off after taking a shower
• Dry bulb temperature
• Dry Grass
• dry cleaners
• Beef with Dried Bean Milk Rolls
• Do not force a dry entry
• dry rub
• Dried dung
• dry county
• AIDS and "dry sex"
• RFA Dry Cargo Fleet Replenishment Ships
• A cool, dry place
• dry porridge sticking to a plate
• dry navy
• Dry Leaves
• dry cleaning
• baked polenta with dried tomato chutney
• dry socket
• dry joint
• The trees are stunted and the water is dry
• dry run
• dry brush
• Dry sense of humor
• hands, overworked and dry
• Spend your youth on the sea, your old age on dry land
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• dry adiabatic rate
• Dry Curry Hash
• dry pipe
• Dry Blackthorn
• oil dry
• How to stay dry
• Asahi Super Dry Beer
• Dry Valleys
• Dry Tortugas National Park
• Sometimes, new wings take years to dry
• dry (user)
• dry cell
• dry roasting
• dried beef
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• Mezzanotte olive oil dip with sun dried tomatoes and fresh herbs
• cut and dried
• Wet foot/dry foot policy
• New Orleans Dry Martini
• Dry Falls
• Dry My Eyes (user)
• The Trees are Dead and Dried Out, Wait For Something Wild
• dry plate
• dry spell
• dry rot
• Molson Dry
• Dried Cranberry and Stoli Ice Cream
• Dry Stout
• dry fly
• Salmon Linguine In Dry Sauce
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Orange Dry
• Water and Dried Wells (e2poll)
• dry loop
• Dried Fish
• That sidewalk is a river that I fished dry
• Hung out to dry
• Dry drowning
• marcus dry rpvert (user)
• Enoch's Dry Rub
• Dried meals for expeditions
• Dry weight
• Seagram's Extra Dry
• We will hide deep in the burrow, safe and warm and dry
• Ezekiel, my heart is dry, can it yet live?
• Something inside has died
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• How my favorite Grandma died
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The rabbit died
• The day my mom died
• he just died
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• The day Hal died
• The day the FIAT died
• Tie dyed sunshine toilet
• The Night the Reindeer Died
• Dy
• The Night Pat Murphy Died
• The Field Where I Died
• Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
• Tonight I Almost Died
• The Day the Country Died
• He died on a Sunday morning
• If I died right now
• dys (user)
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died
• John Scopes Died for Your Sins
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• How the music died
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• My drug dealer died last week
• The Man who Died
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• DYY
• No one has died
• My mother just died
• SPI Died For Your Sins
• The day I died
• Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• dyed in the wool

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