Findings:
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Why I want to have children
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
- We have had enough of your beige
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- You stole what they would have given you
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- he would have cried
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Why do children have to die?
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- if you have had your midnights
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- When I have female children
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Will somebody please think of the children?
- Think of the children!
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- Questions I have had today
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- I have had enough of Survivor
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- you would have been
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- What pornos would have us believe
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- he would have laughed
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I would like to have emotions
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- What would Ben Franklin think of this?
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Bernie would have won
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- The Beautiful South
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code (document)
- The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
- tragedy is beautiful
- Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
- Achingly beautiful
- Internal engine parts are beautiful
- beautiful moth (user)
- stereotypically beautiful
- beautiful buildings
- a beautiful girl
- caught up in the clouds, soaked with beautiful tears
- This is not my beautiful wife!
- I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- A Beautiful Mind
- really beautiful code
- Hidden in a violently beautiful, whispered thought
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- Beautiful Thing
- My Journey to Work is Beautiful
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- All Things Bright and Beautiful
- You mean the me that you would be
- She is not beautiful
- Drunk and Beautiful
- Beautiful Freak
- Beautiful tangle of words
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Welcome to the Beautiful South
- If I was beautiful like you
- Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
- Beautiful City
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The Palace Beautiful
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- death is beautiful
- Keep young and beautiful
- Beautiful night on a sandy clearcut
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- If I was beautiful, I'd know it
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- beautiful breaking
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- Simply Beautiful
- Soon, looking effortlessly beautiful
- The skyline was beautiful on fire
- Beautiful Torquay
- Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- My Beautiful Laundrette
- Does God live only in beautiful places?
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