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• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Don't give up your day job
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't swim in your toilet
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't give up the ship!
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Don't give up
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• The physics behind toilet seat splatter
• Put up or shut up
• Shut up, wesley!
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Shut up and cover the pie
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• "Shut up," he explained
• toilet seat cover
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Aw, shut up!
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Don't wait up for me
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• paper toilet seat covers
• Shut up
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Shut up and jump
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• toilet seat guard
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• we can give up, but the world never will
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• toilet seat
• Glow in the Dark Toilet Seat
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• hooking up
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• Things people put up their butts
• Wake up!
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• pull up a chair
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Giving up Smoking
• Pony Up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Stuff Up the Cracks
• Warm It Up
• Rise Up O Men of God
• Let's tear down build up smashing a new world
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Up a Tree
• Eh, what's up, Doc?
• Stand up philosophy
• Up the bracket
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Devil up her sleeve
• a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• The Pick Up Line
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• You will get yours
• My words will not return void
• And in time all this will pass
• Saying what you don't mean
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• The blurred words will dance on the final page
• Don't Give Me Names
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Iron Will
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Will Young
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• In seventy years, you will breathe my bones
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• privileged will
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• You don't know my GOD
• Grey Will Fade
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God will punish you
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• emotions others don't get to see
• I will not deny my hands
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Beter than a living will
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Will Night Never Come?
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• The one I will still call yours
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Don't copy that floppy
• manuscripts don't burn
• I don't smoke
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
• You don't have any real problems
• but don't take my word for it
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• The anti-insomnia powers of a 4 door with a large back seat

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