Findings:

• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Would you like an OS with that?
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Eternity in an Hour: Some notes from relationships
• How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I would like to bring you here
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• If you would like to contact DMan
• what would you like?
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I would like to buy you a drink
• I would like to have emotions
• I never thought it would be like this
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• I would like to see your little bits
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• vanished like a book from the library
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Would you like fries with that?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Half-sour pickle
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I would like
• Would you like to know more?
• Some Like It Hot
• Just to see what it would be like
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• I'd like some dreams too
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Mind without body
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• some summers they drop like flies
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• From Dusk Till Dawn
• Notes from the Underground
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• The Creature from the Black Lagoon
• Drinking from the water hose
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Letters from my mother
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Small gifts from the universe
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• Muppets From Space
• Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
• From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
• From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
• From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
• You mean the me that you would be
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• pajamas from the dryer
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Swear words from science fiction
• From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
• FTP from my dreams
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
• The Menace from Earth
• Erich Fromm
• RFC 1217
• Starting from Paumanok
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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