• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please Kill Me
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• How Prom nearly killed me
• There is only ONE God
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Only the gods are real.
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Someone please kill me
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I would kill my mother
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• kill me now (user)
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• She only wants me for tech support
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I wish you would talk to me
• Only her hands would give her away
• That which does not kill me...
• You tell me this is God?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• how my computer nearly killed me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• If only men would listen!
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• god help me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• it would be hilarious if only
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• What Would God Do?
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• She only wants me for sex
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Show Me God
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• God only knows
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Women only like me for my mind
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• That would be me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• A conversation between me and god
• So help me God
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• kill me (user)
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• It kills me to watch them go
• She kills me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• You Really Got Me
• I would open a door for you
• they're all the same except for me
• Gag me with a spoon
• stop picking on me
• Don't call me white
• Computers are holding me hostage
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Ask me about Loom
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• And It Stoned Me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Give Me the Brain
• Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
• The Beast within me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Blake, Keats, Emerson and Me
• Books made me a person
• Miss Cleo let me down
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Word Me!
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Listen to me!
• What have you done for me lately?
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• Abide With Me
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Word of God
• gothic me (user)
• Dear God
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• An eternity spent apart from God
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Mythos : Roman to Greek - A table of Gods
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• To Love is to Reach God
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Traffic Light Gods
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Great God Om
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments

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