Findings:

• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• hot buttered bhang
• Hot Buttered Rum Batter
• hot buttered toast
• Hot buttered rum
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I want to be sexy too!
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• Buttered Rice with Onions
• Where's the kaboom?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• peanut butter fried rice
• Spiced Butter
• peanut butter fondue
• Beware the disgusting butter cream tart from Chinatown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Rebeca Martinez
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
• butter knife
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Peanut Butter Swirl Brownies
• Yak Butter & Black Tea
• butter churning
• Bean Butters
• Mystery Butter
• Peanut Butter Fudge
• Buttered toast / Cat array engineering
• Simple Banana Peanut Butter Protein Drink
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• No one can be in two places at once
• Hot pursuit
• There can be only one
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Peanut Butter Chocolate Fudge
• Royal Dansk Butter Cookies
• Nutter Butter
• butter face
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• No bake peanut butter squares
• burnt butter
• Peanut Butter Paradox
• Piece of ass
• Peanut Butter Sandwich
• Ravigote Butter
• apple butter
• Butters Scotch
• Anchovy Butter
• butter and rats
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Butter
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• The official buttered popcorn of my inner apocalypse
• She was too beautiful to be human
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• pot butter
• Bread and butter pudding
• bread and butter
• Imported Danish Butter Cookies
• Tomato and butter bean soup
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• butter frosting
• clarified butter
• Butter 08
• bread and butter note
• The Wild Colonials
• Peanut Butter M&M's
• Fried Peanut Butter and Honey Sandwich
• Red Roll Butter Shutters
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Asparagus and Scallops with lemon nut butter
• organic peanut butter
• Black Butter
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Cereal
• butter bean
• Montpelier Butter
• Cafe de Paris butter
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Witch's Butter
• Bread and butter pickles
• nut butter
• Savoury bread and butter pudding
• Spicy Peanut Butter Soup
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• No one can be totally logical
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Be a model or just look like one
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• guns and butter
• Peanut butter
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• The Butter Battle Book
• Peanut butter cookies
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Run and turn into butter
• Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Peanut Butter Wolf
• Peanut butter pie
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• Bean Butter With Fresh Herbs
• Variant peanut butter sandwich
• love butter
• Yak butter tea

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