• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Sucks to be you
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• far be it from me
• OBAFGKM
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Be gentle with me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• College sucked for me too
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Look siad me Be like me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Free to Be, You and Me
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• If your wish be to close me
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Let me be your fantasy
• That would be me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Evil is me (user)
• How to be telekinetic
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• legend of me (user)
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• The teapot whistles to remind me to sing
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• edit me (user)
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Tell Me What You Think
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Stop killing me now
• Fit to be tied
• why me
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• How the Internet Came to Be
• 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Most advertising sucks on purpose
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Attention must be paid
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• God must be living in the sea.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• So Sue Me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• That's me inside your head
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Comfort me
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Let me count all the pieces
• I want you inside me
• Androgyny. Why not me?
• It's Time for Me to Die
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Soak Me
• Eat me beat me lady
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Ride with me
• Year that Trembled and Reel'd Beneath Me
• Bad for me
• Information wants to be free
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Mes fleurs
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• It does not sing for me
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• The Right To Be Offensive
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• The right to be wrong
• its me (user)
• I'll never be the other woman
• let me know who you are now.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Before Me
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• it's just me (user)
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• frell me dead
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• He taught me how to smoke
• I want to be a cog
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• How the Moon Came to Be
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• When you know things are just meant to be

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