Findings:

• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• One if by land, two if by sea
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• zero, one, two, infinity
• Winter's Tale I.ii
• One lump or two?
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• two to one shop
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• Cooking for One
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Where two fight, third one wins
• One Shroom, Two Shroom, Red Shroom, Blue Shroom
• Winter's Tale II.i
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Two steps forward, one step back
• Two heads are better than one
• One Potato, Two Potato
• Into two one
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• two for one margarita specials
• Rebeca Martinez
• Puddle jumping one, two, three
• Two girls; one car
• One Two Three, Not It
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Two Lives in One Dark Alley
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• two zero one one
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
• take the wind out of one's sails
• Kill two birds with one stone
• no one listens anymore
• two in one hand
• Take one for the team
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• Results of an audit of one and two thirds boxes of Sweethearts
• One person in two bodies
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Samuel Magee & Rings One Two Three
• Fox one, two, three
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• One to Two
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• Nimbus Two Thousand and One
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• Whisper on the Wind; Introduction plus Verses One and Two
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I could have been one of a two
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• No one can be in two places at once
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• one hen two ducks
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• one two three not it
• One Two, Buckle My Shoe
• at square one in a bed for two
• one, two, sixty thousand
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Two Crows One Branch
• Teen Angst: Take One
• red is red, blue is blue, one is one, and two is two
• Two Bad Ones
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• Two truths and a lie
• The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
• The Book of Lies
• lay vs. lie
• Lies are fun
• Can God lie?
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Lies, damn lies, and statistics
• instructional lie
• Lie on your back and think of England
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• Prince of Lies
• Don't lie. Ever.
• lie outrageously
• My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
• There All the Honor Lies
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Lies my biker buddies tell
• Secrets and Lies
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• representations of Lie algebras
• How to beat a lie detector
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• net of a million lies
• I lie in the grass
• we could lie and lie
• Tell me another lie
• Play it where it lies
• True Lies
• This is my favourite lie
• Everybody lies about sex
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• Why politicians lie
• These and many other thoughts fill my mind while I lie recovering
• True Happiness This Way Lies
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 4
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 9
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 10
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 11
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 20
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 62
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 33
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 12
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 13
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 15
• Lie on surveys
• A Bright Shining Lie
• ...And Isles Where Good Men Lie
• Lies, Damn Lies & ICQ Messages
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 17
• bald-faced lie
• The roots of violence and crime in society lie beyond the stereotypes
• How to lie with statistics
• Let sleeping gods lie
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• The Problem with Lies
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Antisemitism and Martin Luther
• The Book of Lies: Title Page
• The Book of Lies: Forward
• Taking a lie
• Human Education Against Lies
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Astro City #5
• White in the moon the long road lies
• L.I.E.
• Art is the lie that tells the truth
• Telling Lies in America
• I could lie like this forever
• How to lie your way across the Canadian border
• My Lies, My friend and Mutter Paneer
• Bodyguard of Lies
• The Grasshopper Lies Heavy
• Lies, lies, treachery, deceit, and more lies
• Kiss the wounds clean with lies
• Here Dead Lie We
• lie lump
• Where the body lies
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• beautiful nodeshell, beautiful lie
• truth(never lies) (user)
• A little history on the word lie.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• the cake is a lie
• out of the lie of no rises a truth of yes
• How to lie gracefully
• Paradise lies under the shade of swords
• Lie With Me
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• boys lie
• Lie on Your Back, and... (Part I)
• Lie on Your Back, and... (Part II)
• To lie down with dogs
• Lie to Me
• slander, lies and calumny
• Many bloodied guitars lie in the treasure troves of fascists.
• Lies my physicists told me
• If there is hope, it lies in the proles
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio

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