Findings:

• was jesus a mystic?
• A Woman Who Never Was
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• some say he was never here at all
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Jesus was Mexican
• Jesus was a black man
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was never broken
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• The Messiah Before Jesus
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• the little friendship that never was
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Jesus was a feminist
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Jesus was a liberal
• Jesus I was evil
• Jesus Jones
• Jews for Jesus
• 900 foot Jesus
• MC 900 Foot Jesus
• Jesus Christ Superstar
• Jesus Christ
• Jesus
• Jesus loves you
• Jesus College, Oxford
• Jesus Lizard
• Jesus H. Christ
• Have you found Jesus?
• Jesus Saves
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• What Would Jesus Do?
• The Jesus Movement
• Jesus with long hair
• Jesus Seminar
• Jesus: The Movie
• Beware of finding a Jesus entirely congenial to you
• Honest to Jesus
• Personal Jesus
• Jesus is the Reason For the Season
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Chocolate Jesus
• Jesus Freak
• Plastic Jesus
• Jesus at half mast
• Jesus stiff
• Atheist compatible Jesus
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Sweet Jesus
• The Jesus and Mary Chain
• Getting Jesus
• Jesus Prayer
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• Jesus sightings
• Bigger Than Jesus
• Drinking for Jesus
• The Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Baby Jesus
• The Trial of Jesus
• Jesus Chair
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• I get high on Jesus
• Jesus bitch-slapping the money changers
• Sweet Jesus on a stick!
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 3
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 4
• Jesus and the Moneylenders
• Crosses scare Jesus
• Jesus Franco
• Jesus is Bob Hope
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• asleep in Jesus
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• What did Jesus look like?
• Screaming Purple Jesus
• Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!
• Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
• What's wrong with the Jesus Seminar?
• The Lord Jesus Christ
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• The Jesus Incident
• Script Kiddies for Jesus
• Jesus Loves Me
• The Jesus Biker
• Eisegesis
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• jesus stick
• East Jesus
• Jesus is cut!
• Disco Jesus (user)
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• Jesus Piece
• Only Jesus can judge me
• The Jesus Capacitor
• The Real Jesus
• UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
• Jesus is all I need
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Purple Jesus
• Jesus Justus
• Jesus in a freakin' push-up bra!
• Presidents of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
• Thanking Jesus for Victory
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Jesus Day
• Jesus on the Grille
• The Historical Jesus
• Jesus, the Hero
• Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves!
• The Jesus freak scare
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• Baby Jesus (user)
• Jesus bolt
• Jesus' Son
• Steal Away to Jesus
• Jesus at McDonald's
• Jesus Loves the Little Children
• Claymation Jesus (user)
• James Jesus Angleton
• The Jesus Diet
• Jesus People
• Jesus Christs
• cloning Jesus
• All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
• Lord thundering Jesus!
• Is Jesus Your Pal?
• Jesus smile
• Jesus aesthetic
• Jesus III - The Judgement Day
• Flying Jesus
• Ye Sleeping Knights of Jesus
• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• Vacuuming Jesus
• Sneaking For Jesus 2001
• Mixmaster Belongim Jesus
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• Jesus Vs. Achilles
• Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest
• jesus t christ (user)
• jesus christ (user)
• Woman who anoints Jesus
• Jesus Loves Torque

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