Findings:
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- Keep us away from us
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
- keep away from children and poets.
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- NATO runs away from protestors in Victoria
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- stop adoring from so far away
- The real reason gas is so expensive
- Keep guns away from drunks
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- Sewer, Gas, & Electric: The Public Works Trilogy
- i've worked very hard to become so
- Do I stay or run away?
- keep away from children
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- The dangers of being open minded
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- An American in Tours
- How to create tear gas in your very own home
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Inches away from her face
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- So close yet so far away
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Home away from home
- A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
- away from me
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- Why must you live so far away?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- this doesn't work
- Swimming pool injury
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- we'll walk away again
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- run away, as fast as you can
- Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
- You can never get away from yourself
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Why Nihilism doesn't work
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- Why I ran away from home
- stepping away from the computer, to go camping
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- Where months run away
- Being an artist warps the mind
- You're so come here go away
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- Living well through being British
- Slipping away from myself
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- walk away from time
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
- run away
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- keep the depression away
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- Faraway, So Close!
- Far away from home
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Step away from the fridge, lardass!
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- First Christmas Away From Home
- Soon, I will run... but not away
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Either/Or
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- At least animals can run away
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
- George W. Bush is a heartbeat away from the presidency
- the sheet symbolizes wind, the wind carries away the mind
- returning to that place from far away and long ago
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- before either of us had to turn away
- As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
- Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
- Battlefield 1942: Secret Weapons of World War II
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Everything is about a week away from paying off
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Thursday is so far away
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- So her hat does not blow away
- Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- What I have learned from being fired
- keep away
- stop being so English
- It doesn't get any better than this
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- a worm is a statement that being a worm works
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- Your facts peel away from your own fiction
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