Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Kids are pledging allegiance before they even know the meaning of the words "pledge" or "allegience""

• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Kids that age think they know it all
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Pledge of Allegiance
• Words for a Sister I Know
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I pledge allegiance to the notion of liberty and justice for all
• Newdow v. U.S. Congress
• I know they are watching me
• Texas Pledge of Allegiance
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• And I don't even know their names
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Words Have No Meaning
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• telling people what they don't need to know
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• The word meaning "To make blue"
• copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Simple words, simple dreams
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Ground rush
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Before They Are Hanged
• odd or even
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Eye contact at a distance
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• Things you should know before deciding to contract a crippling disease
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• The insertion of words or passages in writings.
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• They Have a Word for It
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• How white of you
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Just a word before tomorrow
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• It was better before they came
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• I still don't even know you
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Before they were famous
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• What to know before you invest in stocks
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• Trick or treating for older kids
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• They don't know what they're missing
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• To those who know who they are
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• They Know Me
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• They don't know what I've done
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• if i keep moving they won't know
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• You Know That Kid...
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• a dream or a hallucination. words for a still-abstract face.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• Before These Crowded Streets
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• comma before conjunction
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you

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