Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Chipirones en su tinta
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- They don't know what they're missing
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- People don't flail when they die
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- They looked at everything and savored everything.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- On the Air Because They Care
- Kids that age think they know it all
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- They don't know what I've done
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- They don't touch me the same way
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- They only come out at night
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- They don't understand my tea
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- if i keep moving they won't know
- Do they care it's Christmas time?
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- seedless grapes
- In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- How They Came to Bunbury
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- And They Shall Know No Fear
- They Don't Want Me
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Eye contact at a distance
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- cat haters
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- play dumb
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Automobile tire pressure
- Ground rush
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- They did so because they believed they could.
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
- Rape committed by women
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- They Know Me
- To those who know who they are
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- just because they never bothered to really do
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- I know they are watching me
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
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