Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Lying face down in the pillow, pretending to be depressed in order to avoid work"

• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Work hard and be nice
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• work order
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• An M pretending to be an S
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• My RPG will be a work of art
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Work hard. Be strong.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• face down
• Face down, Nine edge first
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Works on contingency? No, money down!
• Reading the formative works in chronological order
• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Rose tinted sunrise with hundreds of pillow clouds pretending to make a quilt
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• I should be able to remember your face
• Avoid fancy words
• Avoid the Noid
• how to avoid paying for washing machines
• Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• How to avoid photo radar tickets
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• Avoid contact with the eyes.
• How to avoid tomorrow
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• How to avoid jury duty
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• Avoid product placement in writeups
• Avoid generalization
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• things I do to avoid pissing off my wife
• Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
• How people avoid buying drinks
• How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
• The girls avoid band inflicted neck hickeys
• How to avoid holodeck addiction
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
• Practical reasons to avoid black cats
• Why security experts avoid implementing
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• How to avoid eviction
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
• Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Your Method Works
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• be seeing you
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers

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