For those os us that are fans of Star Wars ...

  • Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
  • Grooming the Wookie
  • Making the Kessel Run
  • Polishing Vader's Helmet
  • Evacuating Tatooine
  • Unsheathing the Meatsaber
  • Releasing the Special Edition
  • Jumping to Delight Speed
  • Communicating with Red Leader One
  • Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
  • Tinkering With the R2 Unit
  • Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
  • Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
  • Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
  • Test Firing the Death Star
I apologize. I have to post this. The worst, most terribly disgusting euphemism for this act I've ever heard of:
Drumroll, please...

Coaxing the snot out of Goofy.

I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen.

The Scene: Three young teenagers are huddled around a computer in their high school. On the screen is Altavista's Babelfish. They have just heard of it's infamous translation capabilities.

"Let's try... Spank the Monkey!" One of the three calls out. The other two giggle, just barely young enough to find that amusing. The one at the keyboard types it in. "What language?" He asks, getting bored of the french they had been doing before. The other two look at each other for a moment, and then blurt out , at the same time no less, "German!" The typer concurs, and does his stuff. Moments later it is there,

Flog the Drophammer

And that my friends, was that.




dem bones says

That's enough jerking off for today.



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