A little known
Japanese movie monster--and for good reason.
Mo-Ron first appeared in the
1960 film "
Annoy All Monsters!", which was released by
Bakayarou Studios. A
blatant rip-off of the more
successful monster movies being made by
Toho Studios, "Annoy All Monsters!" featured
seven badly-
costumed
actors (including one dressed as a
masked Mexican wrestler) running around and smashing up a
model of
Tokyo.
Mo-Ron looked like a cross between a
gorilla and a
whale--specifically, he wore a
scuba suit with
flippers and hid his
face behind a
gorilla mask. Mo-Ron's main
contribution to the
battle was
tripping over things and
falling on top of
cardboard buildings.
For some reason (possibly related to
bad sushi),
Mo-Ron was considered
popular enough to
star in a movie of his own. "
Destroyer of Earth Mo-Ron" was released in 1962. In it, Mo-Ron
steadfastly refused to
destroy Earth, though he
fumbled his way through another model of
Tokyo and was actually caught on
camera scratching himself in one
scene.
Bakayarou released a third
Mo-Ron feature, "
Friend of Children Mo-Ron", in 1963. This
film tried to
recast Mo-Ron as a
good monster. He was followed throughout the
movie by a
small boy wearing a
top hat who insisted that Mo-Ron was a
Friend of Children--this may be so, for throughout Mo-Ron's
rampage through Tokyo (he
did destroy a
giant squid monster, so hey), he does not
stomp on more than two
schools. The
scratching theme continued in this movie: Mo-Ron
scratches himself twice, and the
little boy scratches himself once.
In the
final Mo-Ron film, "
Honorable Mo-Ron", the
monster is finally given a
breath weapon--the ever-popular
nuclear fire breath. Unfortunately, the
producers decided to use real
fire, resulting in the
destruction by fire of four
gorilla masks and the untimely
death (
offscreen, thank god) of one Mo-Ron
actor. The film featured more
scratching: four times by
Mo-Ron, once by a
soldier waiting for a
cue, and once by the
female lead. When it was released, the film was considered so
bad that a
riot broke out at the
premiere in
Kyoto. The
studio head at
Bakayarou committed
seppuku two weeks later, and the
studio was closed for good by the end of
1966.