Findings:

• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Let no one grieve here
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• lying here with no one near
• No one can be in two places at once
• No one belongs here more than you.
• No one can be totally logical
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Could man be drunk for ever
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• How it's Going to Be
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Here Be Dragons
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• everything is going to be alright
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Here be Cows
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• It's going to be fine
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• No place I'd rather be
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• There can be only one
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• No threat should be taken lightly
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• This poem can be put off no longer
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• All I ever wanted to be
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Here Be Monsters
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Be Here Now
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I'm going to be a Dad
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Be a model or just look like one
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• My life may no longer be my own
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• To be hoist by one's own petard

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