• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Million Dollar Dream
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Sixty Million Dollar Man
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• The Girl with the Million Dollar Face
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• What would it take for intimacy
• The Six Million Dollar Man
• The Million Dollar Hotel
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• The $14 million dollar orgasm
• It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
• Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• The Million Dollar Facility
• The Million Dollar Quartet
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Million Dollar Question
• Million Dollar Baby
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Canadian dollar
• Your tax dollars hard at work
• Trade Dollar
• Ricky Jay's $100 Dollar Sweets
• usa dollar (user)
• dangling else
• whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
• The Italian Job
• drinking on the job
• A slow day on the job for a System Administrator
• Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Million Mom March
• 34 Million Friends
• Nobody Loves Me
• Nobody Move
• take ten
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• The Fox Takes the Bear's Christmas Meal
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• hope trumps disappointment and takes all its chips
• Powergirl takes it off
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• What Would You Do For a KlondikeŽ Bar?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Half-sour pickle
• What Would You Do?
• What Would Judas Do?
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• For a Few Dollars More
• dollar votes
• Sacagawea Dollar
• euro dollar
• Poop Dollar
• Else Grinwell
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Snow job
• Job 16
• Job 32
• Ghost Jobs
• 9-to-5 job
• The worst job interview ever
• Thankless job
• Job description: Patient transport
• Brewster's Millions
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Nobody steals food you've bled on
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Urban Ritual
• take the wind out of one's sails
• Take one for the team
• You must reboot your computer for the changes to take effect
• Take me from home
• Take me to the bridge
• Take A Message
• Death rarely takes in comic books
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• take my castle down
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• but don't take my word for it
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• I would love to hold your hand.
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Surely he would remember this
• How Hume would respond to Descartes
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• You would make a wonderful father
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Eisenhower Dollar
• Fistful of Dollars
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Somebody else's old throwaways
• between jobs
• For all its insanity, I like my job and my co-workers
• The easiest way to get a job
• Princess Maker 2 Jobs
• It's my fucking job to know
• Craigslist Job Offer
• A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• Nobody's fault but mine
• Take it like a man
• take a dive
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I'll take my half whole
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• How to take photographs of objects
• The Muppets Take Manhattan
• Take the edge off
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Take the bit between your teeth
• Take my hat, my shoes
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• I would kill my mother
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Twenty dollar bill
• tax dollars
• Confederate Half Dollar
• Voting with dollars
• Fifty dollar freedom
• my name on someone else's body
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Somewhere Else
• day job
• Job 11
• Job 27
• Job Surf
• Prostitution - I Like My Job
• Tragedy, Oedipus, and Job: Meaningless, Ignorant, Heretic
• The last job
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• What's a Million?
• Clear and a million
• nobody (user)
• Nobody likes an iconoclast
• The question nobody asks
• Take it easy
• take a whiz
• Take it to usenet, kids
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• take the fifth

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