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Someone else's toilet
(
thing
)
by
K9
Mon Oct 09 2000 at 11:56:57
Is always
too low
.
Doesn't properly
lock
and is too far from the door to
wedge
a foot preventing
unwanted access
.
Has the paper stashed
somewhere unexpected
if it exists at all.
Hits
the exact spot
on the back of the knees where you
lose all feeling
in your legs and can't walk after getting up.
Has a gap between the bowl and the seat so that male
urination
from
the seated position
leads to damp jeans or a pool on the floor.
Never
flush
es the way you expect it to.
Leaves your
dog end
s floating as accusatory evidence.
printable version
chaos
dog end
Urinating like a woman
Probably the saddest thing ever
This toilet is connected to the internet
German toilets
The ritualistic cannibalization of one's own savior is weird
Male restroom etiquette
Jiggle the handle
How to urinate standing up
paper toilet seat covers
Strange Toilet
cutting your own hair
Power companies are stealing our electricity!
First kiss
In the privacy of your own home
hardlink
towel
Russian tea
An open letter to the chosen one
I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
Dump
pubes
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