Findings:
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- They have no bones.
- They have taken enough
- They Have a Word for It
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- People want what they cannot have
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- Rape committed by women
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- People don't flail when they die
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- They have bears in Italy
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- He's been places they have not.
- They don't touch me the same way
- They didn't have the heart
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- You stole what they would have given you
- They must have faces
- They are building a fence around the sidewalk
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- They could have saved Kevin
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- They don't understand my tea
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- They don't know what they're missing
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- They Don't Want Me
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- They don't know what I've done
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- you don't have to do this
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- So you don't have to
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- oh, such fear as drives so much acquisition
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- I don't have the time
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Oh, the things we cannot have
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Stoned music memories
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- LeeAnn drives Michael around
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- OH NO YOU DON'T
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You don't have any real problems
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- No, I don't have channel 11
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
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