Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Ok, I know Spike Milligan was Irish, not English, but come on! Give a Fellow a break! There's a good Chap and/or chappette."

• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• there are no good or bad people
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Give me a break!
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• /but what was the question?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• There is no god but God
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Good from far, but far from good
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• make or break
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• we can give up, but the world never will
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I know you are, but what am I?
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There but for the grace of God go I
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Love cookies
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• i know you are but what am i
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There is no dream but this.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss

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