Findings:

• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When you're home alone
• So you think you're on a roll?
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• You're too young to be so old
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You're So Vain
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You know you're a geek when...
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Only when you're older
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• You're so money
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• So what you're saying is...
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Her hair, tangled
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Swing when you're winning
• Sing when you're winning
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When you're dead, you're dead
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When You're Evil
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You're pretty when you cry
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• you're so poetic tonight
• You're so come here go away
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• Buying a cell phone
• You're so boned
• You're so closed minded
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When you're alone
• You're never around when I need you
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I'll explain it when you're older
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Creative ways of killing people
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Where people go when people die
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• Some people break so easily
• When children become people
• smart people are sexy
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Stupid movie reviews are killing people
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Going by the script when talking to people
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Oooh it's so good!
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• When you kill people they die
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• People don't flail when they die
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• when people become strangers
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• So bashful when I spied her
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• When did the World get so old?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't

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