Findings:
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Her hair, tangled
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I'm Just Me (user)
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- People just expect things from me
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Come Pick Me Up
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- just because
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- something terrible comes over me
- Liver, come back to me
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- The mites go up and the tights come down
- Come on Take Me for a Ride
- Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
- Ask Me Why
- Because I'm an adult
- They did so because they believed they could.
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Ask me about Loom
- Sing me songs of nights to come
- sun might not come up tomorrow
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- They asked me to write a letter
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- What in the world has come over me
- Dont come near me (user)
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- Come and dance with me in the rain
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- Somebody once asked me...
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Just to see where the bullets come from
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Come, ye Thankful People, Come
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Come on up to the House
- O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
- Come Talk To Me
- Dont come near me. (user)
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- You're so come here go away
- watching the sun come up
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- (Come get me).
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Come fly with me
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- Pity me not because the light of day
- Because it all burns up
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Ask Me Anything
- because I have given up any care
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I asked her not to forget me
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Come to Me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- suffer the little children to come unto me
- Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Come Up From the Fields Father
- just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
- Byzantine comes to visit me
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Come home with me
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