Findings:
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- My first comet
- The race between man and the universe
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- The Man Who Grew Young
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- You, standing
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- How one man could control the Senate
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- She asked me to read her a poem
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- Do you think you could love me now?
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- between the wars
- Asking for a favor
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- If you could see me cry
- Ask Me Why
- a cunning poem inserted between the ribs
- Parallels between Star Wars and the Wild West
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- there is a great war between abstraction and the concrete reality
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- Ask me about Loom
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
- The Secret Connections Between Harry Potter and Star Wars
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- They asked me to write a letter
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- A conversation between me and god
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- How France won World War II
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Who Could That Be At This Hour?
- Dialogue between a Priest and a Dying Man
- How to minimize wrinkles between your eyes
- Between the World and Me
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and the Body of Man : 2
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- It could have been me
- How could this happen?
- Somebody once asked me...
- How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
- I used to wish I could dream in black and white
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Could you have danced with me?
- Could man be drunk for ever
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- How to impress The Man
- Impressing a man
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- How to give your man a good backrub
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Who what when where why & how
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- male masturbation
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- the race between lifespan and technology
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- War Between the States
- The Arms Race between Moths and Bats
- Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and Body of Man
- Comparisons between the plot of Eragon and Star Wars
- Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
- Considerations Regarding Proposals to Give Legal Recognition to Unions Between Homosexual Persons
- Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- How to write the perfect letter to inspire passion between the President and First Lady
- In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
- Parallels between the War Against Terrorism and the Cold War
- Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Ask Me Anything
- Historical parallels between World War I and the Thirty Years' War
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I asked her not to forget me
- The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- How could God let this happen?
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- how could you (user)
- One Man Asked In Anger
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- who could win a rabbit
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How could you ever have enough?
- You, who said I could always count on you, forever
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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