Findings:

• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• People have fucked up before
• Shut The Fuck Up
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• it's God's work to have us fail
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Patterns of concept and of sound at work in Macbeth's "tomorrow" speech
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• What pornos would have us believe
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• "Shut up," he explained
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Shut up and drive
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• You Fucked Up!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Fucked up Facts from History
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Shut up and cover the pie
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• Shut up
• I do have some things to hide
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Somebody Set Us Up
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• Some of us are immune to HIV
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Wanting you to shut up forever
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Ken Lay
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• just to have some human contact
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• You have your work cut out for you
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have to return some videotapes
• because I have given up any care
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• fucked up criteria (user)
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Fucked Up
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• we have a lot of work to do
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Shut up and jump
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Put up or shut up
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Fucked up ways to die
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Aw, shut up!
• Fire shut up in my bones
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• Shut up, wesley!
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Fuck it
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Your Method Works
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first

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