Findings:

• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• Keyboards in a computer lab with very sticky keys that make you
• make
• Men make more money than women
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• How to make brown
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• how to make a mess
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• make love
• Make money fast
• Make Penis Fast!
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• This dress makes you look fat
• Time to make the donuts
• Who makes God's rules?
• make ends meet
• Let's Make a Deal
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Maked
• Make 7-Up Yours
• Nine tailors make a man
• James makes it funky
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Noises animals make in different languages
• shortcrust pastry
• Make my day
• Make Way for Ducklings
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• To make Parsnip Wine
• American honey wine
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
• Make Believe
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• What makes me beautiful
• Make squashing people as unpleasant as possible
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Make a beat
• Make a break
• Make a bum beef
• Make a joint
• Make a kisser
• Make a mark
• Make a meet
• Make an in
• Make a pass
• Make a pinch
• Make a play for
• Make a poke
• make a rifle
• Make a score
• Make a stir
• Make a touch
• Make a book
• Make a mugg
• Make the nut
• What makes UNIX UNIX?
• Make money stuffing envelopes
• To Make a Hoosier Holiday
• Songs to Make Love To
• I sold my soul to make a record
• make it so
• Make education affordable
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• Timid virgins make dull company
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• How to make whine
• Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
• How to make love to a virgin
• Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
• Answer: Coins to make a dollar
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Too much school makes us crack
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• you make me think of death
• Existentialists make bad boyfriends
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
• The less you know, the more money you make
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• packaging that makes you instantly suspicious
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• Paneer
• Vindaloo Paste
• Make a career
• you make the call
• Make yourself at home - clean my kitchen!
• Need a phrase that makes this sentence offensive to all
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• Just before you make that next move...
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Campfire
• Alfredo sauce
• Make cigarettes illegal
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Kiss and make up
• How to make a fake fire
• Queso blanco
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• The color that makes you look good
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• How much money do you make?
• High school doth make cowards of us all
• A gun is a machine whose sole purpose is to make quick killing easier
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• two positives never make a negative
• I bet I can make you say black
• Msgs that make you feel loved
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Gari
• Make a living, not a killing
• What makes a winner?
• Frog cum
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• How to make a Ghillie Suit
• How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
• Make a bonfire of your reputations
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• wand of make invisible
• simple answers make me insane
• Absence makes the heart grow fonder
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• Chinese lantern
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
• Why onions make you cry
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Moments that make parenting a joy
• This should make you very quiet
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• I could make a habit out of you
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• Salary of the President of the United States
• Make mountains out of molehills
• How to make chipped text in Photoshop
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Make it stop
• Smoking from a Pringles tube
• You make it so hard to hate
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Make Monkey Fast
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• How to make Anti-Nielsen Page
• You can't make someone love you
• Make yourself redundant
• make your own money
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Make your own passport
• Little things that make my day
• Tip Makes an Experiment in Magic
• How to make a decent cup of tea

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