Findings:

• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• I'm fine no really
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Do or do not, there is no try
• No synthesisers or ulterior motives
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• No rhyme or reason
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• An American in Tours
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm No Fool
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm no Socrates
• Im No Writer (user)
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• as long as I'm breathing, it's not over
• I'm no good at enigmas
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• I'm no Whitman...
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• Confusing yes or no answers
• The Sun Hath No Long Journey
• Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Contains no material likely to offend or harm
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Deal or No Deal
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Long time no see
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• there are no good or bad people
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm No Angel
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• Im-
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Bioluminescence tour
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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