Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Some have considered this a "disclaimer"—that is amusing, since it is the virtual opposite of that—I very much "claim" this!"

• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I have too much to say
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I have to return some videotapes
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• just to have some human contact
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Astro City #5
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Very much a nice low
• A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• I do have some things to hide
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• We love you very much
• some day i hope to shine very bright
• I Like My Dry Land Thank You Very Much
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• Show your dog some much deserved respect
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Amusing comments in source code
• Authentic amusing headlines
• amusing in the closet as pieces of my body
• My Anecdotes are amusing DAMMIT!
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• claim
• Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof
• The Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• I claim no responsibility for this catnip overdose
• Claims Direct
• and I claim my five pounds
• The Claim
• outstanding claims
• baggage claim
• Hundreds of years of subjugation cast doubt on claims of inherent superiority
• Japanese claims in the Kuril Islands
• The Alabama Claims
• Federal Tort Claims Act
• small claims court
• claim to fame
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Incidentally, I've claimed the power of pussy
• Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
• Answers in Pandeism: Theological Claims of Exclusivity
• She claims nothing's wrong
• claimed cowboy
• Considered Harmful
• All Things Considered
• U.S. considered nuking the moon
• Why contraception is considered a sin
• csh programming considered harmful
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• the smallest integer never considered
• Go To Statement Considered Harmful
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Are Victoria's Secret catalogs in the office bathroom considered unprofessional?
• The Crucifixion Considered as an Uphill Bicycle Race
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• even yoda considered giving up
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• Have Blue (user)
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Baptist jokes
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question

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