Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain

The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar	Truly Useful Op Codes	Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church	Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
The time I flooded my home	I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris	spacklequeen	The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out	Getting what you want from tech support	Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people	I love my body
What I Did On My Vacation	The Stile Project	Best spot to view the moon	I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves
The Everything guide to being a pizza driver	Squid or Sailor?	Like phantoms, wandering and secretly appalled	Talk like a pirate day
Give Thanks that You Are Not a Poor Urchin	ugly	idiot	Warren, Massachusetts

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