Findings:
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Our calendars have no meaning
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- Buying your first mountain bike
- The First Documented Genocide in History
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Movies that should have been books first
- The first time I knew I was different
- Words Have No Meaning
- seek ye first
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- our first time
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- The First of May
- We have come to the first bump in the road
- the first casualty when war comes is the truth
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- First of May
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- When our word was iron
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Adam really was the first man
- The snow is the first distinct memory I have
- You are no longer someone's first
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- U.S. policy on First Use
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- The social meaning of knitting in the first years of this century
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- GCU I Found It First (user)
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- Cain was the first technologist
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- The first time I flew
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- No plans survive first contact with the enemy
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When first my way to fair I took
- When I first met you
- Back when our blood was still warm
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- 1918 Flu Pandemic
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- May 18, 2014
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- When he became an old man
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- I was raised by the French government
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- It is Folly to Measure the True and False by Our Own Capacity
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- Proof by Assertion
- When things are known by a brand name
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- When the student is ready, the teacher appears
- May 18, 2019
- Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
- Swimming pool injury
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- Kafka's "The Judgment" as read by Deleuze and Guattari
- What was stolen by someone else
- and am happily disturbed by no passions
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- May 18, 2017
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- May 18, 2023
- May 18, 2015
- When I became beautiful
- Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Proof by repeated assertion
- The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- By the Skin of Our Teeth
- The boundary drawn by our skin
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- Read by the author
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- Forgiving our Fathers
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- having you by the short hairs
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- May 18, 2020
- May 18, 2018
- May 18, 1980
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- May 18, 2022
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- No one actually cares.
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- T.A.Z.: Communique #10: Plenary Session Issues New Denunciations--Purges Expected
- May 18, 2021
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- I appear to have been misinformed
- People referred to by three initials
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- We only use 10% of our brain
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- Back By Popular Demand
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Ye Jacobites By Name
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