Findings:

• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• The easiest way to get a job
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• My new way to get there
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Stoned music memories
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I'm always breathless when you call
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Ways to get random numbers
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• We get too tense when we drive
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• When did the World get so old?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I know more when I'm alone
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Life gets in the way of words
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I'll get there when I get there
• When I Get Low I Get High
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I walk around when I'm high
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• When first my way to fair I took
• When I'm at my computer.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I get mad I throw harder
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• When I get like this
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• You can never get away from yourself

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