Findings:
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- He taught me how to smoke
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- she had already found her party
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Of how Signy sent the Children of her and Siggeir to Sigmund
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
- How do you make a life matter?
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Smoke ring cannon
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
- My mother wants her mother to die
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- We had no bait but our tongues
- What makes her so cute?
- How will I die?
- learning how to die
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- All he left her was alone
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- making certain he was touching her
- That's Just How He Was
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- he had a dream
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- He had something to say. He said it.
- They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He gave her a daisy
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He breaks her heart on a daily basis
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- a total loss of control over her life
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- he has her eyes
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- How to die in a crevasse
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- This is How You Die
- Her face could make the ocean ache
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- They had been expecting me
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- They Had No Poet
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- The Fun They Had
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- great things he has taught us
- King George he had a Date
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
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