• seasons suck haiku
• Sucks to be you
• Improving your chess game
• Everyone's code sucks
• They Live
• Things they should teach in school
• They must have faces
• Live Era '87-'93
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• They live in brow furrows and eye wrinkles.
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• MTV sucks
• Why the Bible sucks
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• But what are they really thinking?
• They don't understand my tea
• They just kind of went away
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• some summers they drop like flies
• People don't flail when they die
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Anthropomorphism is for sucks
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• cat haters
• play dumb
• The owls are not what they seem
• The Harder They Come
• They said no
• Rape committed by women
• Where Are They Now?
• They Had No Poet
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• They work for you
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• they threw my cape on the roof
• Everything Sucks
• suck eggs
• the network sucks
• Why Perl sucks
• nodshell to suck on
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• They only come out at night
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• The Night They Raided Minsky's
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Why the news media sucks
• the first time always sucks
• fair suck of the sav
• They Might Be Giants
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They don't touch me the same way
• that lump they call your brain
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Problems with the Power Mac G4 Cube
• I still suck my thumb
• Why Force Fields Suck
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• First They Came
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• And They Didn't Die
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They have taken enough
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• They love me in San Francisco
• they (user)
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Why Linux sucks
• Suck, squeeze, bang, blow
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• Suck It and See
• guy that sucks (user)
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• We and They
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Suck it in
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• you suck (user)
• they
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• They Love Each Other
• They say it's never too late
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• They think it's all over
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• suck
• Why YNN Sucks
• Toad Suck Daze
• College sucked for me too
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• They Flee From Me
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• they fired carbon at the statue
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• What They Did To the Desert People
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I told you they were nuts
• Science Fiction sucks
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Brad Sucks
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• They mass produce plastic women
• They asked me to write a letter
• Things you give people that they keep

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