Findings:

• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• infinity isn't anything until you are among the stars searching for something you lost
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Hot pursuit
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• but you wanna be bad
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Something to Be Desired
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The World (as it ought to be)
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Starving in the greenhouse
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Be something... be anything other than this
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• But it isn't
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

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