Findings:
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- you're wasting time
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- kick ass
- You're getting it everywhere!
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- When you're home alone
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Only when you're older
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- When I went back in time to kill you
- When I was young Time had no wings
- when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- when the time comes
- Time flies like an arrow
- I'll explain it when you're older
- You know you're a geek when...
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- When your time comes
- the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- Time flies but aeroplanes crash
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- When you're alone
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- Sing when you're winning
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When pigs fly
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- You're pretty when you cry
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- The Wild Colonials
- When You're Evil
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Canada Kicks Ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
- When the Blackhawks Fly
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Time is a slow, lingering kick to the stomach
- Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
- I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
- There was a time when I was a better person
- For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- Kick Ass Oat Bread
- There are times when they seem to be right
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Now is the time when I start: Drink
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- When You Are: a guide for time travelers
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- Some time when I was a teenager
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- When you're dead, you're dead
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- You're never around when I need you
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Swing when you're winning
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Covering your ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- Big Ass Truck
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- Kerr's Ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
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