Findings:
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
- Get Up and Bar the Door
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
- five will get you ten
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Looking up a word by its definition
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- How to get hit by a car
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Get the fuck out of my office
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- You're All I Need to Get By
- You Fucked Up!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
- Journeys by DJ: Coldcut
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Get it up
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Styles of Radical Will
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- Fucked by the woman of your dreams
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- Fucked up ways to die
- The bomber will always get through
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- People have fucked up before
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Jack Gets Up
- How to get your stuff voted up
- It will get better
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Open up my heart and I will show it
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Life will get easier
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Fuck this, let's go get a drink
- Eating only rice to get by
- Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- fuck up
- Shut The Fuck Up
- fucked up criteria (user)
- 15 will get you 20
- The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
- Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Ken Lay
- Fucked Up
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- we can give up, but the world never will
- You will get yours
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Everybody Get Up
- Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
- Sewn up by frost
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- The Get Up Kids
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- We get tangled up like wires
- Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- The kiss will know if the lips stay still
- Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- Fuck your god
- There will be no more stories to read
- Oh fuck, not another phylum
- Robbie Will (user)
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
- Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens
- Get the hell out of Dodge
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
- I get high on Jesus
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- This is what you get
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- emotions others don't get to see
- Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- To park your motorbike illegally, and to get away with it
- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
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