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• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Can't we all just be friends?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• we just can't give 'em away!
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• we can't all be rock stars
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• It will never be just you
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I just want to be a drummer
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• I just want to be friends
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• From my cold dead hands
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• there are some just can't take life easy
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Can't we all just get along?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Just to see what it would be like
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• you just might be evil
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• you can't break even
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• When you just can't win
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Even from the East German judge!
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• even if you fall from an impossible challenge,
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• You can't get there from here
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Let's just be friends
• far be it from me
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Why Can't This Be Love
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Just be home in time for supper
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Be different, just like everyone else
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• we can all just be around other people
• Just Be
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• Be a model or just look like one
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• All we need is just to be
• only then will we be safe from each other
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Even the dead will not be safe

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