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What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
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When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
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He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
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When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
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You think about Everything when wrecking your car
Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
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Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
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For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
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Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
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What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
What can I get for you? What do you need?
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When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
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Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
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I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
I Get Hungry When I Shift
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now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
When did the World get so old?
when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
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Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
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"Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
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Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
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When In Rome, do as the Romans do
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When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
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If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
evil triumphs when men don't do good
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When in doubt, get horizontal
What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
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When I Get Low I Get High
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
When non-pitchers get to pitch
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We get too tense when we drive
I'll get there when I get there
Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
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