• when you're ready to touch me again
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Silence leaves when it's ready
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When it's ready
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Swing when you're winning
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When You're Evil
• You know you're a geek when...
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• You're never around when I need you
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When you're alone
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're home alone
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Time flies when you're having fun
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• You're not alone
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• Tobacco is Wacko if You're a Teen!
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• The Not Ready for Prime Time Players
• Brothers & Sisters, Are You Ready?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• When silence reads tension
• When The Levee Breaks
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Proverbs urging caution when speaking
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• When I was ten years old
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• When 'Omer Smote 'Is Bloomin' Lyre
• When the ocean fell
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• When This Is Over
• What happens when a Pope dies
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When he became an old man
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• When she died
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• when still her eyes held water
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• You're the One
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• not ready for prime time
• ready to wear
• When's your birthday?
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When you work at a supermarket
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When to talk about religion
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• When I am an old man
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• when dogs puke
• When the Wind Blows
• i only knew when silence screamed
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• When willpower isn't enough
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When summer's end is nighing
• When your time comes
• When living we have need of Death
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• You're so money
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• you're so poetic tonight
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• I take whatever you're given
• You're more than welcome
• Wow, you're the President!
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• image ready
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• When am I an adult?
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• When Worlds Collide
• When I Grow Up
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• How to scream when no one is looking
• We journal only when we hurt
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• When Clients Attack
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I Paint My Masterpiece
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Things to consider when naming your child
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When the jungle took the city back
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When We left Earth
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• when the last opportunity leaves
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• When five senses aren't enough

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