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• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
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• The Easy Way Out (document)
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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
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• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Take it easy
• Job 35
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• When Shall We Take Off?
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Making out
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
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• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• You are a kitchen tyrant and I threw out those potato chips as a desperate gambit for your affection
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
• When in doubt, throw it out
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• When Pride Still Mattered
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• when they take my blood
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• You know you're a geek when...
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
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• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Swing when you're winning
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• When You're Evil
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• hope trumps disappointment and takes all its chips
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
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• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
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• When all the stars go out at night
• Take a bite out of crime!
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• There is a chip out of this blue mug
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
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• Perhaps you're a little tiny egg falling out of your nest
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
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• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
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• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Sing when you're winning
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Only when you're older
• You're pretty when you cry
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Making difficult things easy and easy things impossible
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• drinking beer and banging out power chords
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• platonic making out
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
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• Making love out of nothing at all
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Buying a cell phone
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• Making out with a stoned boy
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• take the wind out of one's sails
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
• Eye contact at a distance
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• It's time to take the penny out of circulation
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• when in doubt run it out
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• Buying your first mountain bike
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Brother Damien Takes Out the Moose
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• If my job paid in beer
• Gay Pride Beer
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I take whatever you're given
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• the moment when they take possession of you
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• when i take off my coat
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You're never around when I need you
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Chips, Beer, and lots of Wolf Blitzer
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 35
• They can see that you're missing something inside
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• Small beer
• Beer me!
• Beer bread
• Cheap beer causes STDs

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