• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• Half-sour pickle
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Hard like fucking stone
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• the squealing bride, like a stuck pig
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• who could win a rabbit
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• take a fucking hint (user)
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Like Water for Chocolate
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• cp like a monk
• My Company Likes Me
• I like plastics.
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Thieves Like Us
• All religions are not like Christianity
• Like a diamond etches glass
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Tasty like a raindrop
• Eyes like extinguished paper lanterns
• Pretty like fire
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I would like to buy you a drink
• Walking down the street at night, buzzing like a transformer
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• A face like a slapped arse
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• railed like a red coal train
• Psst! Johnny likes Jenny! Pass it on!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Ripped like Jesus
• I wanna burn with you like coal smoke sunsets over fields of eels
• Fireflies are like stars on Earth
• Biblical hebrew is nothing like sex
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Petting poppies like puppies is a perfectly pleasant pastime.
• Pig Pen
• Filth Pig
• suckling pig
• Year of the Pig
• he who (user)
• Who's Who
• Friends who fuck
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Look Who's Dancing
• Praise the Lord Who Reigns Above
• You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
• Who's Harry Crumb?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• The Who By Numbers
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Doctor Who (category)
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Like Cockatoos
• Urinating like a woman
• I Like Traffic Lights
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• i like his madness
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• Reprint what you like
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like to have emotions
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• You tasted like a gumdrop, lemon lime
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Republican Like Me
• Almost Like a Whale?
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• Like a series of broken falls
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• smile like ashes and grey clouds
• Do You Like My Wang?
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Like a speedboat without a wake
• the air lay on the land like liquid glass
• I don't like grass
• With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
• A Winged Pig (user)
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Who watches the watchmen?
• When your mind races, who wins?
• you, who maddened my soul with love
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Who wants trident?
• Police who drive over the speed limit
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Waiters who judge you based upon what you order
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Girl gangstas
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Who's Who Among American College Students
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• Who shit on the coats?
• For the unnamed Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Songs About Fucking
• Smells Like Teen Spirit
• hung like a horse
• Would you like fries with that?
• out like a light
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• They moved like a river
• I put away childish things, like myself
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I liked their early stuff
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food

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