Findings:

• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Ask Me Why
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Ask me about Loom
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• They asked me to write a letter
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Somebody once asked me...
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• let me ask (user)
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Ask Me Anything
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I asked her not to forget me
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• you asked for it
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• I will ask them all their dreams
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• bid/ask spread
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Ask a stupid question
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• The nails needles and screws within me
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?

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