Findings:

• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• might as well
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• just to have some human contact
• Mail forwarding
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I have to return some videotapes
• People have fucked up before
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• That is a thing that might have happened
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Some Might Say
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Sobering up before going to bed
• blondes have more fun
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Home surgery
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• We have learned our lessons well
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• What Might Have Been
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I might have, once.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I do have some things to hide
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• We'll always have Paris
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• before common era
• before Christian era
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Before the Rain
• The Island of the Day Before
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Close the door before you leave
• Just before you make that next move...
• Kneel before Zod!
• home before the leaves fall
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• best before date
• cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Ground rush
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It's All Been Done Before
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Oops! I Sang This Before
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Running before the wind
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• The impending nickname shortage
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• bros before hoes
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If I should die before I wake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• break before make
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Beer Before Liquor
• Before you thought of spring
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Blessings before food
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Before she started smoking
• The Fright Before Christmas
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• Check yourself before you wreck yourself
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Drink Before the War
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Life before death
• Before Jehovah's Awful Throne
• The Land Before Time
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Photography and religion
• Driving before dawn
• The night before the carnival opens
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• A Hymn Before Battle
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Egypt before Nasser
• How we were, before we were

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