• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Automobile tire pressure
• play dumb
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Things never were what they used to be
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• I wanna be a hero
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• They will not be named!
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• So you wanna be a hacker
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I wanna be your dog
• They Might Be Giants
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• Will I be given that chance?
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Be honest with yourself
• Be Prepared
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Be human
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Mind without body
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's going to be fine
• Be As You Are
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I will be in my trailer!
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• don t ' evr be my sandjinnaemon
• be's
• She could be a businesswoman
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If your wish be to close me
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• They are telling me it is time to go
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• They have taken enough
• They came together so as to form one whole
• The echoes as they come
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• They are all pretty but fading.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I Wanna Rock
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I'm going to be a Dad
• No one can be totally logical
• Should I be sorry?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• That would be me
• I Shall Not Be Moved
• How to be a backstabber
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Bes
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Be that as it may
• Be Polite
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Misery waits in vague hotels to be evicted
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• All I ever wanted to be
• To hold a pen is to be at war
• Let me be your fantasy
• Boys Be
• Rebeca Martinez
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• asking to be bathed in light
• This node should be filled with bees!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• They all lived happily ever after
• They Flee From Me
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They hum like angels
• How They Came to Bunbury
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They only come out at night
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• They are mine. They are dead.
• Wacky Packages
• I wanna cast magic missile, into the darkness
• to be
• Too good to be true
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• To be rich is glorious
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine

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