Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "but that shouldn't stop you from reading it, you might learn something anyway"

• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• What I learned from reading 13 Ace Double novels.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• What I learned from fingertips under the table
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
• things I learned from commercials
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• Learn to Program: Conclusion and Further Reading
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
• not running from, but going to
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Lessons learned from World War II
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Good from far, but far from good
• something is broken inside and it won't stop hurting
• Give me something worth reading
• reading from your notes
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Starving in the greenhouse
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Things we learn from movies
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• What I deduced from his reading matter
• An American in Tours
• How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
• Reading Between the Lines: Lessons from the SDMI Challenge
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Odd facts of life I learned from Math
• Found Poem: From a Study on Reading Habits, Grade 1 Responses
• What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
• a poetry reading from the past, in Paterson, New Jersey
• how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• What I learned from my first doctor job
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• Talk to Strangers and Learn Something New
• How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• Things I learned from TVO
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• stop adoring from so far away
• Reading from the Windows Clipboard
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• We reserve the right to learn from experience
• Why we learn from the Gods
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• How to stop a urinal from running
• Everything I learned from "Survivor"
• Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
• Things I Learned From Working At The Library
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• What I learned from the Wordmonger's Ball
• What I learned from Iron Bitch
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• What I have learned from being fired
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• What we learned from songbirds
• Things I've learned from Everything
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• Something From the Nightside
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• we can learn a lot from plants
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• anyway (user)
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath

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