• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Can't Buy Me Love
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Tell me something good
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Give me something worth reading
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Something to remember me by
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• You Do Something To Me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Red Dwarf insulted me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Globalization and Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• He taught me how to smoke
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• show me the code
• Pencil me in for next Tuesday
• Tell me a secret.
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Something inside has died
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Using keyboard LEDs for something useful
• There's something there
• This is this. This is also something else.
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• my body over something small and warm, in my arms a delicate piece of the world
• unfinished something, almost
• Buy now pay later
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• Buy Votes (node_forward)
• Quincy, M.E.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Let Me Entertain You
• Peel me a grape
• Commercials depress me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• My first comet
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Where organized religion lost me
• Your Pain Destroys Me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• And They Believed Me!
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• She just looks at me
• A conversation between me and god
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Beauty surrounds me
• Excite me
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Come fly with me
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• ignore me (document)
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• You know you want me, baby!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• ender will save me (user)
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• ME ME (user)
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Desire Me (user)
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Notice Me
• Save me, Sabrina Fair
• tell me a story about really being undead
• It's me that you need
• Wire me a memory of the future
• How Do You Want Me?
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• Tell me of the nature of death
• Something Happens
• something to ruminate on while twisting my mustache
• Something I Can Never Have
• Was it something I said?
• Something Awful Forums
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Making something other than amends
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• There is something you don’t want to say
• Ring the cactus, buy the house a round
• How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
• Give me a break!
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Me! (user)
• Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Touch Me
• you lied to me
• Jenny Kiss'd Me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Make me one with everything
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• People without spines annoy me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Jenny Kissed Me
• chris me (user)
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Somebody once asked me...
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• So help me God
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• /me (user)
• What have you done for me lately?
• Calgon, take me away
• Against Me!
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• Pentax ME Super
• Chica Me Tipo
• Call me Anna
• kill me now (user)
• You lost me at Hello
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• =Yo N ode me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• My dogs are killing me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• edit me (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Hear You Me
• Turning me down is the new sleeping with me

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