Findings:

• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You're too young to be so old
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't Be Afraid
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• God must be living in the sea.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• so be it
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't want to be alone
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• It's Hard to be Humble
• Be My God
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• God must be deaf
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Your god might be evil....
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• If you would be so kind
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• So you want to be a waitress
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• When you know things are just meant to be
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• So mote it be
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Be something... be anything other than this
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Something to Be Desired
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Publish and be damned!
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't Be Evil
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• You Shall Be as Gods
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Work hard and be nice
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• So you want to be a composer
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• It's so cool to be denied
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• I don't want to be successful
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• What it's like to be in love
• You're too good to be human
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• If God was willing to let it be
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• You could be so delicious
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Don't be sad
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Be careful and don't fall down
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Work hard. Be strong.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• So you want to be evil
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• I don't always want you to be nice
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• gods we may be
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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